Kay Sedia
Kay Sedia was born in Tijuana, Baja California, Mexico, Kay is the youngest of 18 children and the prettiest of them all. So pretty in fact: she won the title and crown of Miss Tijuana Natural Springs Water, "The water that springs right thru you". One of her duties as Miss Tijuana Springs was a self-guided, one-woman boat tour of the Pacific Ocean via San Diego. Thought to be dead and lost at sea, Kay emerged back into the border spotlight. It was the charity she founded, "Save the Donkeys," which let her hometown know that she was O-Kay! She soon became romantically involved with her hunky arresting immigration officer. To prove her love to him, she joined the police academy. and failed. She then turned to high fashion modeling where she could make lots of money using her stylish good looks and charming personality. She had huge success with modeling girdles in the Penny Saver Magazine.  After being spotted there she was asked to join the crime-fighting trio Chico's Angels.  Kay moonlights and makes a modest living selling Tupperware ( to helpless homemakers,  maybe you saw her trying to help those "The Real Housewives of Orange County"  (season 5 episode 9) .  Kay lives her life as a Detective/Model/Tupperware Sales Lady, but is the most voluptuous and the pretty Angel of all times.  (expect maybe Jaclyn Smith)

Chita Parol
She was born in East Los Angeles, California as a first generation Mexican/American.  As the smart one, and angry about it, Chita keeps focused on the job, except for those small moments, far and in between, where she gets to shine. She never seems to get the guy, mainly due to her anger management issues. She's working on that, and getting better. Now she only hates everyone just a little bit. Chita fancies herself the pretty one.




Frieda Laye
Frieda was born in what is known as La Frontera de Chihuahua, Ciudad Juarez Mexico, or as it's come to be known across the border, J-Town. Frieda was left under the door mat of a convent, Las Hermanas de la Madre Guadalupe de los Chavos. She realized that her destiny was to be one of Chico's Angels and that she was to use her special abilities to fight crime as a private investigator. ...and to supplement her income as a private dancer as well. Frieda is proud to be one of Chico's Angels, and while she may not have the brightest halo, it is the blondest.




Grew up far far away in the little town of Pacoima , California . As a child Bossman ran away with the circus because he had uncanny way to escape anything. He could contort his body in the tightest of places. Before he could become an international star of the circus the FBI swept him away into the international world of espionage.  He trained to be a navy seal, but only rose the ranks to Navy Penguin. Crushed and wounded by the rejection, Bossman slipped into a downward spiral of alcohol and floozies. He slipped so far in fact he slipped off the roof of his apartment building. The fire escape broke his fall and broke him in a lot of other places. Bossman lost his ability to contort but woke up to a spiritual awakening. A calling….on the phone….from Chico . Chico is an old spy buddy from Mexico . The two decided to pull together. Bossman stopped drinking, but he does have an occasion floozie every now and then.

Bossman is the only connection the Angels have to their boss Chico . He enjoys the company of the Angels and fancies their skimpy outfits. When on a case involving beautiful women, which is always, Bossman does get distracted but always finishes the job. He’s the protector of the girls and your everyman homie.  

Ricardo "Chico" Torrez
Born in Mexico City, not many people know of Chico’s identity, perhaps because he has a lot of enemies. He has had eleven wives and eleven successful divorces. He only has trust in Bossman and therefore hired him to take care of his affairs. Sexy and raspy, Chico’s voice is all we’ll ever know of this man of mystery.



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